PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
A bullet going through PlayDoh.
Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming
I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue
why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies
Because it’s terrifying as fuck
WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR 13/13/13
i have some sad news
Female Characters That I Love:
∟Catelyn Stark (Game of Thrones)
MacKay Bridge at Sunset (Halifax, Nova Scotia)