Manly - New South Wales - Australia (von nigelhowe)
i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
Put a number in my ask - languages
- 1: Your native language.
- 2: Which languages you know.
- 3: Which languages you are learning, or want to learn.
- 4: Does anyone in your family speak a language that you don't?
- 5: Your favourite language to listen to.
- 6: Your least favourite language to listen to.
- 7: Your favourite word in your native language.
- 8: Your favourite word in your second language(if you know one).
- 9: Your favourite word in a language you don't really speak.
- 10: A list of your favourite words in any language.
- 11: A song you like in a language other than English.
- 12: If you could pick one language to learn automatically without having to work for it, which language would you choose?
- 13: Have you ever seen a whole movie in a language you don't understand?
- 14: A language you like, but wouldn't put the effort into learning.
- 15: Write a short introduction of yourself in a language other than English.
when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????
(submitted by satans-promdate)
Puppy enjoys listening to guitar
I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AMOUNT OF ADORABLE
I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED FROM THIS AMOUNT OF CUTENESS